INTELLIGENT MONKEY

> > Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was travelling  in 
the 
> > plane was left alive. Fortunately, the monkey was intelligent enough to 
> > understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to 
see 
> the 
> > monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey. 
> > 
> > Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travellers doing?" 
> > Monkey : "Tying their belts" 
> > 
> > Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?" 
> > Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!" 
> > 
> > Officer: "What were the pilots doing?" 
> > Monkey: "Checking the system" 
> > 
> > Officer: "What were you doing?" 
> > Monkey: "Looking for my people" 
> > 
> > Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travellers doing?" 
> > Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks" 
> > 
> > Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?" 
> > Monkey: "Serving the travellers" 
> > 
> > Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?" 
> > Monkey: "Handling the steering" 
> > 
> > Officer: "What were you doing?" 
> > Monkey: "Eating & throwing" 
> > 
> > Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travellers doing?" 
> > Monkey: "Some were sleeping, and some were reading" 
> > 
> > Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?" 
> > Monkey: "Make up" 
> > 
> > Officer: "What were the pilots doing?" 
> > Monkey: "Handling 
> > 
> > Officer: "What were you doing?" 
> > Monkey: " Nothing" 
> > 
> > Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travellers doing?" 
> > Monkey: "All were sleeping" 
> > 
> > Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?" 
> > Monkey: "Kissing the pilots" 
> > 
> > Officer: "What were the pilots doing?" 
> > Monkey: "Responding" 
> > 
> > Officer: "What were you doing?" 
> > Monkey: "Handling the steering 

Author Unknown
Advice from the story - Think twice before you give handling of your country to a person you think intelligent but not sure